Sunday, October 25, 2009

Welcome to my brain. Try not to be afraid.

Scientists say that the Universe is infinite.
Scientists also say that the Universe is expanding.
If the Universe is truly infinite then how can it be expanding?

Why is it called a "Doughnut"?
Okay, it's made with dough, but where's the nut?
And how exactly can you eat a "Doughnut Hole"?

Why were there "Holy Wars"?
If murder is a sin, then why would you kill in the name of God?

If women don't want to be viewed as sex objects why are cosmetics, diet pills, breast implants, push-up bras, plastic surgery, high heels, corsets, mini skirts, tube tops, nylons and hair dye such big business? And what about all those "articles" in womens' magazines about how to "Spice Up Your Sex Life"? Not to mention the fact that there is a waiting list 1,000 miles long of women who want to pose for "Playboy".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

a little bitter about women lately?

Anonymous said...

With your name I would think you of all people would know the answer to the doughnut question: Nut, as in nuts and bolts. It has a round hole in the middle for the bolt but made out of dough.

Anonymous said...

all your fans are waiting for updates Mr..... :)........

~Melissa