The United States Post Office has declared that they will no longer deliver your "letters to Santa".
That service is to be discontinued.
Not to fear, though. They have the problem well in hand.
Children everywhere can send Santa Claus a text message from their cell phone.
...wait a minute.
Jolly old Saint Nick?
Who is still dressed in a red suit from the 1800's?
Who still drives a SLEIGH?
Who still makes toys out of, what's that stuff called again? Oh yeah, WOOD?
Has a cell phone???
Does he get reception at the North Pole???
...and just how much would it cost to receive 6 BILLION text messages anyway???
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