Friday, January 16, 2009

"RRRIIINNNG!...RRRIIINNNG!..."

It's 8:15 AM.

My phone is ringing.

Why is it ringing?

Then I remember...A couple of days ago I filled out an online application to a local temp agency and I have an appointment at 3:00 today. Too late! It's gone to voicemail. So I, of course, check my voicemail.

A 19 year-old female voice greets me. This is word-for-word what she said...

“Hi Scott. This is Britney calling from "fill-in-the-blank". I’m calling in regards to your appointment that you have with us today at 3:00. Unfortunately, we’re not going to be the best resource for you. You need to have at least 18 months to 2 years of recent office or clerical experience aaaaaaannnnnd I see from your application you don’t have that. If you have any questions, please feel free to give us a call back. Thank you.”

Yeah, right.

You interviewed my step-father. He's a 60 year-old man who's done nothing in his life but repair telephone lines and sell light bulbs in a hardware store. He types with his index finger.

Let me call you back right now, so you, like so many others, can tell me that I'm not needed.

No thanks.

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