Monday, June 18, 2007

*scratching his head*

O.K., no shit, this is an actual e-mail I received. I have no idea what it means. It looks like a story, but...

If you can make any sense out of it more power to ya.



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2 comments:

Kingfisher said...

"Space in an evil in mid step he might be the Council. I can make you send their wanting."

Man, I wish I'd written that. So true.

It looks like it was created by a spambot so it could get throught the filter. But since there's no discernible message, I'm as confused as you are.

But I'm gonna steal me some of thse wackier sentences!

Anonymous said...

Reading this a little late but...Yoda methinks writing you is.