"One", he thought. Simply one more time should be sufficient.
Gathering a mighty breath, he summoned the last of his energy. His enemies all lay nearly unconscious before him, gasping for air, already overpowered by the sheer magnitude of his unearthly strength. But this last effort was so intense he almost made himself pass out.
Perhaps this one would be different, perhaps it would not be so overpowering. Concentrating, he pushed once more with all his might. Then, with a mighty "BBBRRRAAPP!!", the unthinkable happened again...
Yup, broccoli.
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Heh heh, fart jokes are always funny.
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