Oxymoron Day

I needed to go PetCo after work this afternoon to get some "food" for Apophis, my corn snake. He eats frozen fetal rats called "Pinkies". So I headed to the "refrigerated section" of the pet store and quickly find what I'm looking for. A small bag containing 3 frozen fetal rats.

The name on the bag?

"Gourmet Rodent".

Now that I've worked up an appetite from buying frozen, dead, baby rats I head next door to a buffet style restaurant. The waiters are all dressed in Hawaiian shirts. There are huge paintings on all of the walls depicting tropical island scenes and whales. Fake palm trees and coconuts abound. You half expect the waitresses to be running around in grass skirts while serving you poi and freshly squeezed pineapple juice.

The name of the restaurant?

"Luau Garden Chinese Buffet".

Like I said.

Oxymoron Day.