"One", he thought. Simply one more time should be sufficient.
Gathering a mighty breath, he summoned the last of his energy. His enemies all lay nearly unconscious before him, gasping for air, already overpowered by the sheer magnitude of his unearthly strength. But this last effort was so intense he almost made himself pass out.
Perhaps this one would be different, perhaps it would not be so overpowering. Concentrating, he pushed once more with all his might. Then, with a mighty "BBBRRRAAPP!!", the unthinkable happened again...
Yup, broccoli.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Welcome To 2007...Now Kiss My Ass
On the 3rd of January my girlfriend broke up with me. She complained that we don't get to see each other enough. That she only saw me "on the weekend". Funny thing is she works the same 2 jobs as I do, and on an almost identical schedule.
5 days later, the incredibly intelligent, well-thought out, and without-a-fucking-clue management of this piece of shit I call a job have decided they no longer need my services.
They've pulled this bullshit on me before, back in 2002, and I bit the bullet. I took a demotion, and stayed with them for another year for less money and more work.
It is truly unbelievable just how clueless these people are. The last time they pulled this crap, the guy that they hired to replace me was so talentless, that they asked if I could perform my old part (for less pay) for the first month of the contract, because the idiot they hired to replace me was utterly clueless and needed another month of rehearsal.
This show only gets 3 weeks of rehearsal. This guy needed 7. And that's my replacement???
I can sing any role, swing any spot, reverse any choreography...and all on a single moments notice.
Well fuck you, you god-damn, piece of shit, mother fucking, asshole, fuckwad, son of a cocksucker, take it up the ass, egomanical, self-centered bitches. You'd have no idea how to discern "talented" from William Hung even if someone handed you "Casting For Dummies". Some of the most recent singers you've fired (that you claimed were not talented enough to grace your stage) can be seen on national television in the new reality show "Grease - You're The One That I Want", and another is currently understudying the role of Ulla in "The Producers" on Broadway.
You fucking morons.
I've given you over 5 1/2 of the best years of my life, and you STILL treat my like shit.
May you all die, and your putrid corpses be slowly devoured by the lowest life forms on earth.
I guess there is one upside to all of this...if you start out the year with this much crap, the only way to go is up.
At least you hope so.
5 days later, the incredibly intelligent, well-thought out, and without-a-fucking-clue management of this piece of shit I call a job have decided they no longer need my services.
They've pulled this bullshit on me before, back in 2002, and I bit the bullet. I took a demotion, and stayed with them for another year for less money and more work.
It is truly unbelievable just how clueless these people are. The last time they pulled this crap, the guy that they hired to replace me was so talentless, that they asked if I could perform my old part (for less pay) for the first month of the contract, because the idiot they hired to replace me was utterly clueless and needed another month of rehearsal.
This show only gets 3 weeks of rehearsal. This guy needed 7. And that's my replacement???
I can sing any role, swing any spot, reverse any choreography...and all on a single moments notice.
Well fuck you, you god-damn, piece of shit, mother fucking, asshole, fuckwad, son of a cocksucker, take it up the ass, egomanical, self-centered bitches. You'd have no idea how to discern "talented" from William Hung even if someone handed you "Casting For Dummies". Some of the most recent singers you've fired (that you claimed were not talented enough to grace your stage) can be seen on national television in the new reality show "Grease - You're The One That I Want", and another is currently understudying the role of Ulla in "The Producers" on Broadway.
You fucking morons.
I've given you over 5 1/2 of the best years of my life, and you STILL treat my like shit.
May you all die, and your putrid corpses be slowly devoured by the lowest life forms on earth.
I guess there is one upside to all of this...if you start out the year with this much crap, the only way to go is up.
At least you hope so.
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