Do What Tastes Right

Scene: Two young men standing in an indescript garage, each holding a cup of frozen yogurt.

Young man #1 - "This stuff's awesome."

Young man #2 - "It's pretty tasty all right."

"But do you know what's really amazing? It's not a solid or a liquid. That can mean only one thing...it's a 'squid'!"

"A squid? You mean like calamari?"

"And you know what else? This utensil isn't a spoon or a fork. That must mean it's a 'spork'!"

"Dude, we already have sporks. We ate lunch with them in our high school cafeteria, remember?"

"This could be the beginning of something huge! It could change everything for us! We'll be famous!"

". . . . .you're an idiot."